The Biblical Zombie Apocalypse
The Bible makes many claims and prophecies. It’s really up to you whether or not you believe them. We aren’t here to discuss religion. What most of us can agree on is that the bible was written a long time ago and is somewhat based on true events. Nobody knows how accurate it is, and much of it is a matter of perception. Various people interpret things differently from it.
What we have found is various portions of the bible which may hint towards zombies and a zombie apocalypse. What do you think:
Isaiah 26: 19-20
But your dead will live;
their bodies will rise
You who dwell in the dust
wake up and shout for joy
Your dew is like the dew of the morning;
the earth will give birth to her deadGo, my people, enter your rooms
and shut the doors behind you;
hide yourselves for a little while
until his wrath has passed by
Isaiah 28: 18-19
Your covenant with death will be annulled;
your agreement with the grave will not stand.
When the overwhelming scourge sweeps by,
you will be beaten down by it.As often as it comes it will carry you away;
morning after morning, by day and by night,
it will sweep through.
Zechariah 14:12
Their people will become like walking corpses, thier flesh rotting away. Their eyes will shrivel in their sockets, and their tongues will decay in their mouths. On that day they will be terrified, stricken by the Lord with great panic. They will fight against each other in hand-to-hand combat
Matthew 27:52-53
And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
Go take a look at a bible yourself. If the bible is true, then zombies may have walked the Earth before. If zombies have walked the Earth before, than it’s an inevitability that they will again.
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This is a joke right? Come on, everyone knows what those passages actually mean…
Aaron you need to tone it down a little bit young man…The good lord doesn’t take kindly to anger.
Why would we joke about such a thing?
nice. How could you interpret those passages any other way?
dead guys get up and do zombie shit, whatever, god needed something to keep people awake while they are reading his fairy tale.
Issaiah and Zachariah were written long before Mathew. If Jesus really did die, dead as a doornail, there would have been a lot of pressure on the 12 apostles and other zealot cult members to make up whatever stuff it takes to fulfill the messianic prophecies. You see a lot of this revisionist crap in the NT especially in the part where the supposed god somehow gets executed for sedition. Mathew says “oh ya and btw that zombie thing did happen already. Tons of people saw the zombies, but I’m the only one that ever wrote it down.” Anyone want biblical proof that the bible is bullshit? Isiah 2:4 says that the messiah will bring about world peace. That never happened, so 1 billion people better start looking for a new religion now.
i love how even though you put a disclaimer that you could be completely wrong there are still whiny dipshits claiming your wrong. and then equally whiny dipshits claiming those people are wrong.
next question: which category do i fall in whiny dipshit #1 or whiney dipshit #2
I think you’d be in whiny dipshit #3 XD
When the day of reckoning comes, I’ll be ready. Aim for the head.
couldnt agree with you more Link
yea true LinkDork, dont be like those stupid people in the movies who keep shooting the zombies and waste their ammo, go for the head, and chicks need to stop screaming
WOW. does not make since how the scripture gets turned around like that. You need to read that in another translation to get a better understanding, cause all of those scriptures have different meanings.
Take a look at these scriptures in other translations like… The Living Translation, The Message Bible, The Amplified Bible, and The New Century Version. at http://www.biblegateway.com
Really Terrence? The scripture isn’t about zombies? And here we’ve wasted page space on something that isn’t 100% accurate from the bible. It’s awfully strange how phrases from different versions of the bible can be interpreted differently. Lost in translation apparently…weird. Your bible link is ridiculous, go outside.
Actually, screw this, your entire link is filled with nothing but falsehoods. That’s what it was created for.
The bible is filled with so much magic and things that there are no physical evidence that they ever happened, how is it all of a sudden so unlikely that there were zombies?
i rebuke you all just like this lady
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOpva_iit-8
HAHAHA
I think she’s kind of cute.
Hoooooly shit….I cannot even believe I made it through that entire video without blowing my brains out. If anything, the video of this woman is even more proof that there is no god.
Brains we can believe in.
I looked it all up on bible gateway, it’s all true
Anyone that believes the total nonsense in the bible or any of the other lies of religion is a pitiful excuse for a human being. We are supposed to be capable of independent thought and reason. How can that be compatible with religion?
I for one would love for the dead to walk in the day. I would go on one hell of a killing rampage! It would be epic =D *regardless me being a zombie or alive* Muahahahahahahahaaaa. Who else agrees with me ehh? Would be badass right!
What’s Gilgamesh got to do with zombies?
That’s the guy on the cylinder seal holding aloft 2 lions.
Gilgamesh was a zombie.
Good god! If I’d known Zombies were involved in the bible I’d have read it by now. Obviously whoever wrote it was a marketing genius, zombies make any book instantly better. Just ask Seth Graham Smith
http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/features/exclusive-seth-grahame-smith-talks-pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies.php
Great post, keep up the great work!
I too am a little disappointed with those that would assume that I “know exactly what they meant” in ANY Bible passage… however the part of “…your agreement with the grave will not stand. When the overwhelming scourge sweeps by, you will be beaten down by it.”, I can work with…
It’s quite simple to me. If I build something with a blast radius and do nothing to protect myself, I can’t expect to be spared if I wear it as a jacket… same thing with the Zombie potion that will get dropped in some sewer or river in hopes of making a weapon to clear out the local dictatorship or whatever… it’s going to hit the home shore sooner or later… and that is my interpretation of the text. Nothing more
At least today, I can believe that the chances it will be a man-made pharmaceutical issue are as stong as a “magical divine juju” infestation, if not better… but we can’t imagine that we can invent weapons that won’t affect us in the hands of the opposing “team”. It’s been tried and it failed miserably and needed U.S. Patent Number 5676977 imho
Jeez… if only I had a 2000+ year old book to back me up… in the meantime, beware Mycoplasmas and free your minds…!
Im ready. Bring these eyeball shriveling, tongue rotting, decrepit, blood thirsty bitches on!
Aaron if you know what those passages mean then tell us!
I thought King James translated the Bible back in the damn dark ages. All Bibles (of modern times, New American, The Study Bible, Amplified) are just using his translation. So it wouldn’t matter which Bible you read, they all basically say Zombies will rise and get us all.
These pieces of scripture are speaking about the end of the world, im guessing it it speaking about when the antichrist has begun to corrupt the world and caused global chaos, men will be walking about rotting away(maybe figurativly as well as literally) because of the lack of food and/or general public order.
As much as i would like to agree with timbabwe that there will be a zombie invasion, I must say that, although it is fully probable that the Lord might use zombies in order to destroy thw world(among other things) these pieces are not predictinged a zombie uprising.
And, as i said before this may not predict it but it will still happen at some point in time and when it does, make sure you are prepared.
Oh and btw “old bible guy on tv” the piece scripture from matthew was taken completely out of context, no disrespect to timbabwe, that particular piece of scripture was about when the Lord Jesus Christ will come to take his people from this world, then the souls of those who have died already will be reunited with their bodies(after being rejuvinated of course). That was a prophecy not a afterthought thus proving that matthew was not saying that it has happened already but that it is yet going to happen.
Oh yeah, and next time you try to denounce a religion I suggest you research what you are talking about before you start calling it wrong.
Nothing is worse than an ignorant douchebag saying that what someone else believes is a bunch of bull.
PS
sorry about the spelling in my last post, I accidently pressed space bar after clicking outside of the message window
Vertigo- “Oh yeah, and next time you try to denounce a religion I suggest you research what you are talking about before you start calling it wrong.
Nothing is worse than an ignorant douchebag saying that what someone else believes is a bunch of bull.”
Goddamn do I love this. Are you kidding me? Are you honestly that ridiculous to believe that we think the bible is actually predicting a zombie apocalypse?
Of course you believe this shit, because you’re the same naive person who believes the bs that the bible spews. I could provide COUNTLESS articles disproving creationism if you’d like, and you’re completely incapable of providing anything at all that proves it.
If you come onto this site, believing that we’re serious with anything, you’re doing nothing but proving your own idiocy….and then you begin preaching! Holy shit man, you better pray god rewards morons, because if not, you’re screwed.
umm… guys, remember this debate and comments aren’t for denouncing religion! STAY ON TOPIC!
haha and i’ve been studying some bio chemestiry and found some interesting things… zombies ARE real but it all depends on TYPE. an un-dead reanimated walking corpse is, as of now, and possibly forever, is completely WRONG. im talking something more along the lines of 28 Days/Weeks/(Months) Later.
When RABIES is infected into a human host via animal bite, infected siliva or other fluids, RABIES over stimulates the rage cells in our brain, and with the combination that only lower breads of animals can handle because of their nature and agressiveness in the lower mammal stages. If the over stimulate was tuned down, or adjusted and a few chemicals taken out, or added (such as everlasting druggs- druggs that continue to have an effect forever, like a super pain killer) you can make a RABIES “ZOMBIE”. such as the use of a “super” pain killer, you would have to shoot a ZOMBIE in the head to effectively decease said creature. and the RABIES agressiveness, would mean they could attack other non-RABIES host, infecting them, eating others like a cannibal,and other ZOMBIE illnesses.
i CANNOT inflict biological agetns or chemical testing as the use of BIOLOGICAL testing is ILLEGAL.
i have theroized all of this useing various books, the internet, military resources, and scientific experiments/ books/ information.
all in all, RABIES with a “super” drug throughly mixed, tuned and adjusted to human capacity may make a “ZOMBIE” close to the ones from 2004’s DAWN OF THE DEAD.
You guys are such a bunch of fucking idiots. The bible is true. What to u frickin bitches believe in evolution. Oh ya earth just popped out of nowhere and we suddenly turned from space to earth with water from water to plants to animals(monkeys) to humans. ya whoever believes in that is a dumbass and u can all just go to hell!!!!!!!
What if these referred to what could going to happen in 2012?
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